I just can`t keep quiet about that. I need to let it all out.
Kingsman. Two hours of my life that I`m never getting back. The scrip idea is not bad (wanted to write 'great' and then 'good' but...it`s never getting there..). I only have one question really: couldn`t they have made it as good looking, but also put a lot more logic and sense into it?! Why do we always turn good ideas into a load of crap which reduces our brain cells (c`mon, there are people in this world who don`t have many of those!) and just get money for that? Yeah, yeah...because it`s in demand. Because people watch it, and love it, and want more of it. It looks really really great, and that`s why when you watch it you wanna say 'the movie`s sooo gooood'. It`s beautiful, really. The money they invested in it were probably BIG. The special effects, although they are pretty damn stupid, look AMAZING. But holy hell after watching this movie I literally felt my brain cells committing suicides one by one. It was something like 'yeaaahhh it`s sooo gooood but wtf is going on...come on...'
There are two people who made me fall in love with the movie despite all the crappiness. Colin Firth (love the actor, can`t say loved the character that much) and Taron Egerton (the actor is AMAZING, even the character turned out to be great. until the last ten minutes of the movie which got me confused and totally spoiled everything. I mean, if throughout the whole movie you make him lovely, caring, loyal, kind, romantic and stuff, and even develop a little ship between him and Roxy then WHY THE HELL would he go and f*ck that princess lady?! Yeah that was funny. For someone. I guess. But that`s kind confusing). The bromance between Harry and Eggsy is gorgeous. There are a lot of great actors as well, and they all probably got payed real good. I`m not gonna believe them if they say they worked for the idea. Which is, again, rubish. The idea of the script is interesting and has the right to live, I won`t lie, but what came out of it eventually is just wrong. Every character line is blurry and indistinct, characters` evolving is lame if there even is one, logic is awfully missed.
There are two people who made me fall in love with the movie despite all the crappiness. Colin Firth (love the actor, can`t say loved the character that much) and Taron Egerton (the actor is AMAZING, even the character turned out to be great. until the last ten minutes of the movie which got me confused and totally spoiled everything. I mean, if throughout the whole movie you make him lovely, caring, loyal, kind, romantic and stuff, and even develop a little ship between him and Roxy then WHY THE HELL would he go and f*ck that princess lady?! Yeah that was funny. For someone. I guess. But that`s kind confusing). The bromance between Harry and Eggsy is gorgeous. There are a lot of great actors as well, and they all probably got payed real good. I`m not gonna believe them if they say they worked for the idea. Which is, again, rubish. The idea of the script is interesting and has the right to live, I won`t lie, but what came out of it eventually is just wrong. Every character line is blurry and indistinct, characters` evolving is lame if there even is one, logic is awfully missed.
If it wasn`t for Taron`s great acting skills (and accent :D) and his bromance with Colin/Harry I wouldn`t even get to the middle of the movie. Honestly. Also some jokes are incredible! And a pug, obviously! ;)
And the stupidest thing about all this is that I will want to re-watch it anyway. Sad...very sad that having this much money to make a REALLY GREAT movie they made something beautiful but retarded instead. :( And still I can't say I hated it. I fairly enjoyed it :D
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